BUT, F***, THIS IS NOT A JOKE*
Mortal’s “Pew Pew” Embroidered Vintage Cap
Description:
Not a dad hat. It’s a warning shot.
The “Pew Pew” cap is stitched for the ones who laugh in recoil and smile under pressure. It’s the calm before the chaos and the smirk after the hit. Every hat comes pre-faded and pre-forgiven, looking like it’s already been through a few bad ideas.
You can wear it in the field or the city and still look like you’ve survived something.
Features:
- 100 percent cotton twill, soft enough to forget you’re wearing armor
- 6-panel unstructured low-profile design, the definition of laid back menace
- 6 sewn eyelets, breathes better than most people you know
- Black sweatband, keeps it clean when things get dirty
- Metal snap buckle with antique brass finish, built to outlast your impulse control
- Washed-out vintage effect, no two caps look alike
- Blank base sourced from China, attitude added by Mortal
Recommended Age:
For the sarcastic, the sharp, and the ones who don’t miss twice.
If you think “Pew Pew” is cute, you probably haven’t seen what comes after.