BUT, F***, THIS IS NOT A JOKE*
Mortal’s I Kill Sheep - Unisex Pure Cotton T-Shirt
From Our “Killed the Ugly Duckling” Series: Mortal’s I Kill Sheep - Unisex Pure Cotton T-Shirt
Description: This isn’t fashion. It’s separation. The Sheeple Tee marks where thought ends and instinct begins. You don’t wear this to blend in — you wear it to remind them who’s still awake.
Each version speaks a different truth: “I Kill Sheep” — rebellion. For the ones who got tired of waiting for approval and started cleaning house. “F* The Black Sheep”** — rejection. For those who don’t glorify outcasts just because they wandered off. Not all rebels are right.
Some are just lost. “I Will Sacrifice You” — domination. For the ones who know loyalty has limits and every savior has teeth. Soft, durable, and unapologetic. Pick your sermon and wear it loud.
Features: 100 percent pure cotton, 6.8 oz heavy fabric built for real wear
Loose unisex fit with drop shoulders, easy structure and movement
Non-stretch weave, keeps shape through chaos
Round neck design, straightforward and unpretending
Large front print 40 x 52 cm, centered and commanding
Machine washable at 30°C, tumble dry low, iron away from print
Recommended Age: For adults who stopped pretending to follow. If you still need the shepherd’s voice, you’re not ready for this shirt.
Size Chart
| S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||||
| inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | |
| Chest | 21.9 | 55.5 | 22.6 | 57.5 | 23.6 | 60 | 24.6 | 62.5 | 25.6 | 65 |
| Length | 27.6 | 70 | 28.3 | 72 | 29.1 | 74 | 29.9 | 76 | 30.7 | 78 |
| Shoulder | 21.1 | 53.7 | 21.7 | 55.2 | 22.4 | 57 | 23.1 | 58.8 | 23.9 | 60.6 |
| Sleeve length | 8.2 | 20.9 | 8.4 | 21.4 | 8.7 | 22 | 8.9 | 22.6 | 9.1 | 23.2 |