Mortal’s Pew Pew - Oversized T

From the “Killed the Ugly Duckling” Series:

Mortal’s Pew Pew Oversized Cotton T-Shirt

Description:

This isn’t a game — it’s nostalgia turned weapon.

The “Pew Pew” T-shirt features the old-school controller, reminding you when guns were pixels and power was imagination.

It’s a soft 7.4 oz washed cotton tee built for real-world reloads — irony optional.

Wear it for the hunt, the grind, or the memories.

Made for those who still remember blowing dust out of cartridges and pulling the trigger for fun, not fear.

Features:

100% cotton, snow-washed finish

7.4 oz (250 g/m²) midweight fabric

Slight stretch for movement

Drop shoulder, loose fit, and O-neck

Printed area: 40 × 52 cm

Each shirt carries minor wash variation for a one-of-one look

Recommended Age:

For those who grew up pressing “Start” instead of scrolling.

If you remember the sound of plastic clicks more than TikToks, this one’s yours.

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