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Mortal’s I Will Sacrifice - Essential Cotton T-Shirt
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Mortal’s I Will Sacrifice -Essential Cotton T-Shirt
From Our “Killed the Ugly Duckling” Series
Description:
This isn’t fashion. It’s separation.
The Sheeple Tee marks where thought ends and instinct begins.
You don’t wear this to blend in — you wear it to remind them who’s still awake.
Each version speaks a different truth:
“I Will Sacrifice You” — domination.
For the ones who know loyalty has limits and every savior has teeth.
Soft, durable, and unapologetic. Pick your sermon and wear it loud.
Features:
100 percent pure cotton, 6.8 oz heavy fabric built for real wear
Loose unisex fit with drop shoulders, easy structure and movement
Non-stretch weave, keeps shape through chaos
Round neck design, straightforward and unpretending
Large front print 40 x 52 cm, centered and commanding
Machine washable at 30°C, tumble dry low, iron away from print
Recommended Age:
For adults who stopped pretending to follow.
If you still need the shepherd’s voice, you’re not ready for this shirt.
Size Chart
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |||||||
| inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | |
| Chest | 19.7 | 50 | 20.7 | 52.5 | 21.7 | 55 | 22.6 | 57.5 | 23.6 | 60 | 24.6 | 62.5 |
| Length | 26.6 | 67.5 | 27.4 | 69.5 | 28.3 | 72 | 29.3 | 74.5 | 30.1 | 76.5 | 30.7 | 78 |
| Shoulder | 18.9 | 48 | 19.9 | 50.5 | 20.9 | 53 | 21.9 | 55.5 | 22.8 | 58 | 23.8 | 60.5 |
| Sleeve length | 8.5 | 21.5 | 8.7 | 22 | 8.9 | 22.5 | 9.1 | 23 | 9.3 | 23.5 | 9.4 | 24 |
