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Mortal’s “Don’t Be a Quack” Snow - Washed Oversized T
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Mortal’s “Don’t Be a Quack” Snow-Washed Oversized Cotton T-Shirt
From the “Killed the Ugly Duckling” Series
Description:
This shirt isn’t advice. It’s a warning.
“Don’t Be a Quack” is for the ones who know talk is cheap, and silence is earned.
You can flap your beak all you want — real hunters don’t make noise.
Soft cotton, snow-washed for that sun-faded look, worn like a trophy from a simpler time.
Built for the ones who remember 8-bit skies, pixel ducks, and life before comment sections.
Features:
100% cotton, snow-washed finish
7.4 oz (250 g/m²) mid-weight fabric
Slight stretch for movement
Oversized loose fit with drop shoulders
Vintage wash and soft fade unique to every tee
Print size: 40 × 52 cm
Recommended Age:
For the quiet ones who hit their mark.
If you have to tell people you’re real, you’re already quacking.
Size Chart
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |||||||
| inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | |
| Chest | 22.0 | 56 | 22.8 | 58 | 23.6 | 60 | 24.4 | 62 | 25.2 | 64 | 26.4 | 67 |
| Length | 27.6 | 70 | 28.3 | 72 | 29.1 | 74 | 29.9 | 76 | 30.7 | 78 | 31.1 | 79 |
| Shoulder | 20.9 | 53 | 21.7 | 55 | 22.4 | 57 | 23.2 | 59 | 24.0 | 61 | 24.8 | 63 |
| Sleeve length | 8.2 | 20.8 | 8.5 | 21.5 | 8.7 | 22.2 | 9.0 | 22.9 | 9.3 | 23.6 | 9.3 | 23.6 |