Mortal’s Happy Dog “I’ll Eat You” Essential Cotton Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Mortal’s Happy Dog “I’ll Eat You” Essential Cotton Long Sleeve T-Shirt

From the “Killed the Ugly Duckling” Series

Description:
This isn’t your childhood puppy.
The “Happy Dog” lives with teeth showing and tail wagging — a reminder that smiles can still bite.
It’s loyalty, hunger, and survival stitched into cotton.
Some dogs fetch. Some need to be kept on a leash.

Essential long sleeve. Comfortable enough to nap in, dangerous enough to wake up wearing.
Don’t pet what’s hungry.

Features:

• 100% cotton, medium-weight fabric

• Drop shoulder, long sleeve, O-neck design

• Loose fit for easy movement and bad decisions
  

• Durable stitching with soft, natural finish

Recommended Age:
For the ones who grin through the growl.
If you still think all dogs go to heaven, this one’s ready to teach you otherwise.