The "Butcher" Stuffy/Stuffed Animal

Created to put ear-to-ear smiles on psychopathic sheep killers, these plush sheeples bring joy, confusion, and questionable morality to anyone’s shelf. Each cuddly criminal is 8 inches tall, stuffed with polyester, plastic pellets, and maybe a hint of guilt. Their tiny cotton T-shirt proudly displays our 8-bit bloody butcher knife—because even a plush deserves purpose. Soft. Sweet. Disturbingly relatable. Perfect for adults who giggle at the darkness and sleep just fine afterward. Perfect for ages 60+. The soft cotton cuddly texture and camaraderie may be inappropriate for children.

FEATURES

Available animals: Sheep, sheep, and more sheep.

Toy: Cotton-polyester blend (likely sewn by hand in a factory by hungry children)

Stuffing: Polyester fiber, children’s dreams & plastic pellets

T-shirt: 100% cotton (not recommended for humans under 8" tall)

Label: Sewn-in label, but who cares 🤷‍♂️

Recommended Age: 60+ (or anyone old enough to know better)

DISCLAIMER

⚠️ May cause laughter, awkward conversations, or spontaneous self-reflection.

⚠️ Not responsible for offended in-laws or confused toddlers.

⚠️ Contains traces of irony. Handle with maturity (if available).

⚠️ May cause cancer