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Mortal’s Rated Earmuffs - Pure Cotton T
  • Mortal’s Rated Earmuffs - Pure Cotton T
  • Mortal’s Rated Earmuffs - Pure Cotton T
  • Mortal’s Rated Earmuffs - Pure Cotton T
  • Mortal’s Rated Earmuffs - Pure Cotton T
  • Mortal’s Rated Earmuffs - Pure Cotton T
  • Mortal’s Rated Earmuffs - Pure Cotton T
  • Mortal’s Rated Earmuffs - Pure Cotton T
  • Mortal’s Rated Earmuffs - Pure Cotton T
  • Mortal’s Rated Earmuffs - Pure Cotton T
  • Mortal’s Rated Earmuffs - Pure Cotton T
  • Mortal’s Rated Earmuffs - Pure Cotton T
  • Mortal’s Rated Earmuffs - Pure Cotton T
  • Mortal’s Rated Earmuffs - Pure Cotton T
  • Mortal’s Rated Earmuffs - Pure Cotton T
  • Mortal’s Rated Earmuffs - Pure Cotton T
  • Mortal’s Rated Earmuffs - Pure Cotton T
  • Mortal’s Rated Earmuffs - Pure Cotton T
  • Mortal’s Rated Earmuffs - Pure Cotton T
  • Mortal’s Rated Earmuffs - Pure Cotton T
  • Mortal’s Rated Earmuffs - Pure Cotton T
  • Mortal’s Rated Earmuffs - Pure Cotton T
  • Mortal’s Rated Earmuffs - Pure Cotton T
  • Mortal’s Rated Earmuffs - Pure Cotton T
  • Mortal’s Rated Earmuffs - Pure Cotton T
  • Mortal’s Rated Earmuffs - Pure Cotton T
  • Mortal’s Rated Earmuffs - Pure Cotton T
  • Mortal’s Rated Earmuffs - Pure Cotton T
  • Mortal’s Rated Earmuffs - Pure Cotton T
  • Mortal’s Rated Earmuffs - Pure Cotton T
  • Mortal’s Rated Earmuffs - Pure Cotton T
  • Mortal’s Rated Earmuffs - Pure Cotton T
  • Mortal’s Rated Earmuffs - Pure Cotton T
  • Mortal’s Rated Earmuffs - Pure Cotton T
  • Mortal’s Rated Earmuffs - Pure Cotton T
  • Mortal’s Rated Earmuffs - Pure Cotton T
  • Mortal’s Rated Earmuffs - Pure Cotton T
Mortal’s Rated Earmuffs - Pure Cotton T

Mortal’s Rated Earmuffs - Pure Cotton T

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This shirt doesn’t warn you. It dares you.
The Rated R Earmuffs Mother****** Tee is for the ones who grew up watching everything they weren’t supposed to.
It’s rebellion stitched in cotton and sarcasm pressed into ink.

Each version tells its own story:

“Close Your Eyes” — denial.
For the ones who pretend innocence while staring straight at the chaos.
You can’t unsee what raised you.

Soft, blunt, and proud of it. This isn’t a warning label. It’s your personality test.

Features:

100 percent cotton, heavy 6.8 oz fabric for presence and comfort

Loose unisex fit with drop shoulders, natural shape and movement

Non-stretch weave, keeps structure under pressure

Round neck, classic and defiant

Large front print 40 x 52 cm, impossible to miss

Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, iron around the message

Recommended Age:
For adults who grew up too fast and laughed too loud.
If you still flinch at words, keep scrolling.

 

Size Chart

S M L XL XXL
inch cm inch cm inch cm inch cm inch cm
Chest 21.9  55.5  22.6  57.5  23.6  60  24.6  62.5  25.6  65 
Length 27.6  70  28.3  72  29.1  74  29.9  76  30.7  78 
Shoulder 21.1  53.7  21.7  55.2  22.4  57  23.1  58.8  23.9  60.6 
Sleeve length 8.2  20.9  8.4  21.4  8.7  22  8.9  22.6  9.1  23.2 

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