BUT, F***, THIS IS NOT A JOKE*
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Mortal’s No Swan Dreams Vintage T
$28.00
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From the “Killed the Ugly Duckling” Series:
Mortal’s No Swan Dreams Vintage Wash Drop Shoulder T-Shirt
Description:
This isn’t rebellion — it’s release.
The “No Swan” tee is for those who stopped pretending beauty saves everyone.
No dreams. No grace. No happy endings — just the raw truth that not every duck turns into something worth watching.
Heavy cotton. Washed soul. Built for the ones who traded fantasy for focus.
You wanted wings? You should’ve been born a bird.
Features:
100% cotton, vintage washed finish
10.3 oz (350 g/m²) heavyweight fabric
Oversized fit, drop shoulder, O-neck
Hand-washed for unique texture and tone
Print size: 40 × 52 cm
Every shirt carries slight color differences — imperfection by design
Recommended Age:
For the realists who’ve killed a dream or two to stay awake.
If “F*** your dreams” sounds harsh, you’re not ready for the truth this shirt carries.
Size Chart
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||||||
| inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | |
| Chest | 22.4 | 57 | 23.2 | 59 | 24.0 | 61 | 24.8 | 63 | 25.6 | 65 |
| Length | 28.7 | 73 | 29.5 | 75 | 30.1 | 76.5 | 30.7 | 78 | 31.3 | 79.5 |
| Shoulder | 20.9 | 53 | 21.3 | 54 | 22.0 | 56 | 22.4 | 57 | 22.8 | 58 |
| Sleeve length | 10.2 | 26 | 10.4 | 26.5 | 10.6 | 27 | 10.8 | 27.5 | 11.0 | 28 |