Mortal’s Happy Dog “Duck Mother” Vintage T

The “Happy Dog” doesn’t chase ducks. He ends them.

This shirt is for the ones who smile before the bite, who play nice until it’s game over.

It’s humor dipped in blood and washed in cotton — the kind of joke only hunters, hustlers, and half-crazy optimists understand.

You call it a T-shirt. We call it a warning label.

100% cotton, vintage-wash finish

10.3 oz (350 g/m²) heavyweight fabric

Drop shoulder, oversized fit, O-neck

Each wash creates unique fading — no two kills alike

Print size: 40 × 52 cm

Durable stitching made to survive bad decisions

Recommended Age:

For the happy dogs who chase what they want and catch it.

If “fetch” isn’t in your vocabulary, this is your shirt.

	S		M		L		XL		2XL
	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm
Chest	22.4	57	23.2	59	24.0	61	24.8	63	25.6	65
Length	28.7	73	29.5	75	30.1	76.5	30.7	78	31.3	79.5
Shoulder	20.9	53	21.3	54	22.0	56	22.4	57	22.8	58
Sleeve length	10.2	26	10.4	26.5	10.6	27	10.8	27.5	11.0	28

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