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Mortal’s “F Your Dreams” Raw-Hem T
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Mortal’s “F Your Dreams” Vintage Frayed Drop Shoulder T-Shirt
From the “Killed the Ugly Duckling” Series:
Description:
This isn’t about hope. It’s about what’s left after it’s gone.
The “No Swan” tee wears like an artifact from the aftermath — the moment you stopped chasing perfection and started living real.
Frayed seams. Heavy cotton. Honest wear.
Each wash reveals a little more truth — and a little less illusion.
Dreams are fragile. You’re not...
Unless you are, you little sissy la la...
Features:
100% cotton, washed and frayed finish
10.0 oz (340 g/m²) heavyweight fabric
Oversized drop shoulder fit, O-neck
Textured wash for that lived-in edge
Print size: 40 × 52 cm
Each shirt carries unique fading and distressing — one of one
Recommended Age:
For those who buried their dreams properly and walked away stronger.
If you still believe in the ugly duckling, you’re not ready to wear this.
Size Chart
| S | M | L | XL | |||||
| inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | |
| Chest | 24.0 | 61 | 24.8 | 63 | 25.6 | 65 | 26.4 | 67 |
| Length | 26.4 | 67 | 27.2 | 69 | 28.0 | 71 | 28.7 | 73 |
| Shoulder | 22.4 | 57 | 23.2 | 59 | 24.0 | 61 | 24.8 | 63 |
| Sleeve length | 10.0 | 25.5 | 10.4 | 26.5 | 10.8 | 27.5 | 11.2 | 28.5 |