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Mortal’s “Don’t Be a Quack” Snow - Washed Oversized T
  • Mortal’s “Don’t Be a Quack” Snow - Washed Oversized T
  • Mortal’s “Don’t Be a Quack” Snow - Washed Oversized T
  • Mortal’s “Don’t Be a Quack” Snow - Washed Oversized T
  • Mortal’s “Don’t Be a Quack” Snow - Washed Oversized T
  • Mortal’s “Don’t Be a Quack” Snow - Washed Oversized T
  • Mortal’s “Don’t Be a Quack” Snow - Washed Oversized T
  • Mortal’s “Don’t Be a Quack” Snow - Washed Oversized T
  • Mortal’s “Don’t Be a Quack” Snow - Washed Oversized T
  • Mortal’s “Don’t Be a Quack” Snow - Washed Oversized T
  • Mortal’s “Don’t Be a Quack” Snow - Washed Oversized T
  • Mortal’s “Don’t Be a Quack” Snow - Washed Oversized T
  • Mortal’s “Don’t Be a Quack” Snow - Washed Oversized T
  • Mortal’s “Don’t Be a Quack” Snow - Washed Oversized T
  • Mortal’s “Don’t Be a Quack” Snow - Washed Oversized T
  • Mortal’s “Don’t Be a Quack” Snow - Washed Oversized T
  • Mortal’s “Don’t Be a Quack” Snow - Washed Oversized T
  • Mortal’s “Don’t Be a Quack” Snow - Washed Oversized T
  • Mortal’s “Don’t Be a Quack” Snow - Washed Oversized T
  • Mortal’s “Don’t Be a Quack” Snow - Washed Oversized T
  • Mortal’s “Don’t Be a Quack” Snow - Washed Oversized T
  • Mortal’s “Don’t Be a Quack” Snow - Washed Oversized T
  • Mortal’s “Don’t Be a Quack” Snow - Washed Oversized T
  • Mortal’s “Don’t Be a Quack” Snow - Washed Oversized T
  • Mortal’s “Don’t Be a Quack” Snow - Washed Oversized T
  • Mortal’s “Don’t Be a Quack” Snow - Washed Oversized T
  • Mortal’s “Don’t Be a Quack” Snow - Washed Oversized T
  • Mortal’s “Don’t Be a Quack” Snow - Washed Oversized T
  • Mortal’s “Don’t Be a Quack” Snow - Washed Oversized T
  • Mortal’s “Don’t Be a Quack” Snow - Washed Oversized T
  • Mortal’s “Don’t Be a Quack” Snow - Washed Oversized T
  • Mortal’s “Don’t Be a Quack” Snow - Washed Oversized T
  • Mortal’s “Don’t Be a Quack” Snow - Washed Oversized T
  • Mortal’s “Don’t Be a Quack” Snow - Washed Oversized T
  • Mortal’s “Don’t Be a Quack” Snow - Washed Oversized T
  • Mortal’s “Don’t Be a Quack” Snow - Washed Oversized T
  • Mortal’s “Don’t Be a Quack” Snow - Washed Oversized T
Mortal’s “Don’t Be a Quack” Snow - Washed Oversized T

Mortal’s “Don’t Be a Quack” Snow - Washed Oversized T

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Mortal’s “Don’t Be a Quack” Snow-Washed Oversized Cotton T-Shirt
From the “Killed the Ugly Duckling” Series
Description:
This shirt isn’t advice. It’s a warning.
“Don’t Be a Quack” is for the ones who know talk is cheap, and silence is earned.
You can flap your beak all you want — real hunters don’t make noise.
Soft cotton, snow-washed for that sun-faded look, worn like a trophy from a simpler time.
Built for the ones who remember 8-bit skies, pixel ducks, and life before comment sections.
Features:
100% cotton, snow-washed finish
7.4 oz (250 g/m²) mid-weight fabric
Slight stretch for movement
Oversized loose fit with drop shoulders
Vintage wash and soft fade unique to every tee
Print size: 40 × 52 cm
Recommended Age:
For the quiet ones who hit their mark.
If you have to tell people you’re real, you’re already quacking.

 

Size Chart
S M L XL 2XL 3XL
inch cm inch cm inch cm inch cm inch cm inch cm
Chest 22.0  56  22.8  58  23.6  60  24.4  62  25.2  64  26.4  67 
Length 27.6  70  28.3  72  29.1  74  29.9  76  30.7  78  31.1  79 
Shoulder 20.9  53  21.7  55  22.4  57  23.2  59  24.0  61  24.8  63 
Sleeve length 8.2  20.8  8.5  21.5  8.7  22.2  9.0  22.9  9.3  23.6  9.3  23.6 

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