BUT, F***, THIS IS NOT A JOKE*
Mortal's Carhartt® Butcher Midweight Crewneck Sweatshirt
Mortal’s Carhartt® Butcher Midweight Crewneck Sweatshirt
From Our “Killed the Ugly Duckling” Series:
Description:
This crewneck isn’t comfort. It’s reckoning.
The “Happy Dog” name? Laugh in the face of the leash.
You wear this when you know the fight inside is real and you’re done pretending it’s not.
This is for the ones who stay warm while the world freezes over.
When the system tells you to settle you rebel — quietly, inside a cotton shell.
Features:
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10.5 oz midweight cotton/poly blend, built for movement and mayhem
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Stretch-reinforced rib knit cuffs and waistband, refuse to be worn out
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Pullover crewneck with front V-patch, simplicity over show
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Carhartt label sewn on lower front left, authenticity that survives
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Signature Happy Dog mark, a symbol of inner conflict turned coat
Recommended Age:
For adults who carry a fight in their lungs.
If you still calm yourself with apps and notifications you might want something softer.