BUT, F***, THIS IS NOT A JOKE*
Mortal’s Slaughter Me – Women’s Thongs
Mortal’s Slaughter Me – Women’s Thongs
Soft. Dark. Disrespectfully comfortable.
These aren’t “cute little thongs.”
These are Mortal’s Dead Lamb Thongs — made for the woman who laughs at the idea of being anyone’s sacrifice.
The dead lamb print is a reminder of every time you were expected to be quiet, sweet, soft, or small…
and you didn’t listen.
You walked away from the flock and didn’t apologize for it.
Made with a luxe 97% poly / 3% spandex blend, they’re smooth, stretchy, breathable, and built for all-day confidence.
Antimicrobial fabric keeps things fresh.
A soft black waistband keeps everything in place.
The all-over print keeps the attitude unmistakable.
Wear them because they’re comfortable.
Wear them because they’re you.
Wear them because innocence died — but your confidence didn’t.
Features
- 97% polyester, 3% spandex
- Medium-weight 5.3 oz/yd² fabric
- Breathable antimicrobial material
- Soft black waistband & trim
- AOP dead lamb print
- Regular fit
- Sewn-in label
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced materials
Recommended Age:
For women who know exactly what they’re wearing and why.
Not for the timid.
Not for the ones still asking permission.
For the ones who’ve survived wolves, outrun sheep, and learned to choose themselves first.