BUT, F***, THIS IS NOT A JOKE*
Mortal Carhartt® Women’s Pink Dead Duck Flex Bomber
Mortal Carhartt® Women’s Pink Dead Duck Flex Bomber — Pink Stitch Edition
From Our “Killed the Ugly Duckling” Series
Description:
This isn’t a bomber — it’s the prettiest threat you’ll ever wear.
The Pink Stitch Edition turns Carhartt’s durability into defiance. Built for the woman who is not here to fool you with pretty.
Every seam carries intent — Rugged Flex® canvas for movement, mesh lining for breath, pink thread for irony, cause you're that B!+Ch. It’s the contrast that matters: strength and color that refuse to surrender (You or the garment, what are we talking about?). Make no mistake, we want your fashion to be built like you.
The Pink Dead Duck reminds the world that beauty doesn’t mean mercy.
Features:
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98% cotton / 2% spandex Rugged Flex® canvas — made to move, not to break
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Mesh interior lining — keeps you calm under pressure (press.=diamonds)
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Full metal zipper and zippered chest pocket — secure, protecting your heart from hunters
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Rib-knit cuffs, collar, and waist — comfort without compromise
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Two lower front pockets — warmth where it counts (hold your own hands, you don't "need" his)
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Relaxed fit — room for your power, not apologies
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Weight: 1.86 lbs — light enough to fly, heavy enough to hit
Recommended Wearer:
For the woman who outgrew “sweet.”
The pink is just bait. Watch out 'fur' bite mother******.
Length (A): high point on shoulder hem to bottom hem at the back.
Width (B): side to side just below the sleeves (when placed flat).
| Size | Length (A)
cm
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Width (B)
cm
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|---|---|---|
| XS | 23 In | 19.5 In |
| S | 23.5 In | 20.5 In |
| M | 24 In | 21.5 In |
| L | 24.5 In | 23 In |
| XL | 25 In | 24.75 In |
| 2XL | 25.5 In | 26.75 In |