Mortal’s "I Slaughter" – Men’s Boxers

For the men who don’t hide from their darker side, they wear it.

These aren’t soft-boy underwear.

These are I Slaughter boxers — a nod to the butcher’s mark inside the Duck Hunt universe, where sheep go missing and excuses don’t survive the night.

Built for the guy who works hard, thinks sharp, and carries a little violence in his humor.

Not the pretend kind. The “I’ve lived a life” kind.

The boxers say slaughter because some days you’re the hunter, some days you’re the sheep — and some days you’re just trying to keep your head straight.

Made with a smooth poly-spandex blend, they stretch, breathe, and don’t ride up.

Soft where it matters, strong where it counts — kind of like you on your better days.

All-over print. Black waistband. Dead serious comfort.

Wear them because they fit.

Wear them because they’re Mortal.

Wear them because sometimes the joke is the only thing keeping you sane.

Features

• Smooth, breathable poly-spandex blend
• 4-way stretch for movement
• Soft black elastic waistband
• All-over “I Slaughter” print
• Comfortable daily fit
• Durable seams
• Tag-free sewn-in label

Recommended Age:

For grown men only.

The ones who have lived a little.

If you giggle at the word “slaughter,” you’re too young.

If you relate to it… these were made for you.