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"M - Low" Classic - Pure Cotton T
$19.00
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From Our “Killed the Ugly Duckling” Series: "M - Low" Classic - Pure Cotton Tee
Description:
This one doesn’t shout. It lingers.
The Mortal Classic Tee from the “Killed the Ugly Duckling” Series is the clean shot between chaos and calm.
No slogans. No distractions. Just quiet power printed in cotton.
It’s the reminder that not every hunter needs a target and not every survivor needs a story.
You wear this one when you’ve already said enough.
Features:
100 percent cotton, 6.8 oz heavy fabric with structure and presence
Loose unisex fit with drop shoulders, easy movement, no ego
Non-stretch weave, built for shape and longevity
Round neck, simple build for complex minds
Minimal front and back, the Mortal mark speaks for itself
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, break it in with time
Recommended Age:
For the ones who live between the aim and the shot.
If you still need to prove you’re loud, you’re not ready for quiet.
Size Chart
| S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||||
| inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | |
| Chest | 21.9 | 55.5 | 22.6 | 57.5 | 23.6 | 60 | 24.6 | 62.5 | 25.6 | 65 |
| Length | 27.6 | 70 | 28.3 | 72 | 29.1 | 74 | 29.9 | 76 | 30.7 | 78 |
| Shoulder | 21.1 | 53.7 | 21.7 | 55.2 | 22.4 | 57 | 23.1 | 58.8 | 23.9 | 60.6 |
| Sleeve length | 8.2 | 20.9 | 8.4 | 21.4 | 8.7 | 22 | 8.9 | 22.6 | 9.1 | 23.2 |
