BUT, F***, THIS IS NOT A JOKE*
Mortal's Carhartt® Sheeple Heavy-Duty Jacket
From Our “Killed the Ugly Duckling” Series:
The Mortal's Carhartt® Sheeple - Heavy-Duty Jacket
Description:
This isn’t sympathy with a zipper. It’s judgment with pockets.
The Lamb Edition is for those who know innocence can be a weapon.
You wear this when you stop trusting soft voices and start noticing sharp smiles.
The lamb isn’t cute here. It’s the reminder.
Even quiet things can bite back.
Wear it when you’re done playing the role someone else wrote for you.
Features:
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12-ounce firm-hand 100 percent ring-spun cotton duck canvas, built to carry the weight of choices
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Quilted flannel body and quilted nylon sleeves, warmth where it matters and armor where it counts
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Water repellent finish and wind resistance, the world pushes, and you push harder
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Triple-stitched seams and full brass zipper, when other things break this won’t
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Signature lamb mark, innocence reimagined as strength
Recommended Age:
Adults who have learned the cost of silence.
Not for the comfortable or the easily comforted.
If you still trust every smiling face, this jacket will make you think twice.