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Mortal's Carhartt® Happy Dog Jacket - Heavy-Duty Jacket
$235.00
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From Our “Killed the Ugly Duckling” Series:
Mortal's Carhartt® Happy Dog - Heavy-Duty Jacket
Description:
This isn’t just a jacket; it’s forged in the depths of hell from which you come.
A heavy-canvas shell built for the ones who've stopped trusting nice packaging. This is actual Carhartt® with Mortal additions.
The “Happy Dog” name? Cause you have a dog fight inside. Perspective, you want to be happy, sad, mad, or whatever the f***, do it! This jacket is a f@cKiNg happy jacket.
When the system gets cold, the coat gets colder. F*** you, cold weather.
Wear it like a shield in a world that’s learned to track your breath and heart rate. Maybe you should take that watch off 🤷
Features:
- 12 oz firm hand cotton duck canvas, tough enough to show scars
- Quilted flannel body and quilted nylon sleeves, heat in the shadows
- Water repellent and wind resistant, the cold doesn’t care
- Full-length brass zipper with rib knit cuffs and waistband, triple-stitched seams, details that last when others don’t
Recommended Age:
For the grown ghosts and hunters who walk among new code with old wounds.
If you still believe the "coin" on your shoulder will save you, this coat isn’t your comfort zone.
